Tuesday, 24 March 2009

OWK help, not enough synopseeeeese - no time to catch up



So Brenda has made a mistake, Tom has reacted badly (she always does and why is she surprised at his reaction)  Matt is being investigated for Fraud,  ( has he really been a norty boy with Chalky) Pip is still subjecting people to her 5 mile radius diet and her chronic case of smugs disease looks life-lasting.

Usha has been mugged and doesnt want to talk about it. (Who and do we have any indication of why)

But I dont know the details.. Facts Facts Facts... someone who collects facts....

Still "I am not a 22 year old hair dresser" and "How about its a Wonderful life.... I am not a toddler"  did take on Shakespearean wit.

Do we know what car Matt drives? I am betting not a mercedes estate ;-)

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Matt quite clearly drives a Jaguar. Hence his young pa fell for mim.......the smell of success

Ruth drives a Land Rover

Jack can't remember what he drove.But it is a shopmobility


Brian Aldrige drives a shagging wagon, whatever that may be

Is alistair Alistair's car pink is the real hot topic

To help you with your dilemma.Whatch any TV soap and change the characters' names to those you want.

Then get on with real life.

Anonymous said...

As for the wagon, not a manufacture I have heard of

Anonymous said...

I will call you at 7pm tonight and update you

OWK said...

I am on a foot massage course all weekend. I shall update you Sunday
after my bath.

OWK slightly further North said...

I don't know if my first got through, but I continue to type into the abyss to provide the sought after F A C T S.

Matt has been naughty - not as naughty as Chalky tho. And now he has been found out, after Brenda heard them agonising about it, and Matt bribed her with the offer to fund the sausage king. Her real act of stupidity was to go & tell the serious fraud woman that she knew anything about it. Tom is being outrageous, self centred and (as you so rightly point out) very Tom-like.

Matt got raided by the SFO just after he'd told Tom that the sausage empire would be funded, and just after Tom had told Brian that other backers were beating down his door and Brian could expect to be bought out imminently. Then - the SFO raid (and an entire episode based on Matt - very eastenders) - Matt suddenly caught a case of the flu & was incommunicado, and Tom was stuck without a backer - until Brenda phoned up to find out what was going on, and Matt called Tom to give him the bad news that there was no sausage money to be had. But Brian still wants shot of the whole thing.

OWK heading North on the train said...

I'm on the train - the wonders of modern science.

I tried to write this before but I think I messed it up, so it will all come out of order, but I started with Usha...

Usha was out for a run one dark evening, and was narrowly avoided by a car, whose driver (unknown man with random perhaps scottish accent) got out & berated her on dangerous running behaviour - then offered to drive her home. When she refused, he claimed hurt feelings and demanded her ipod as compensation when she said she had no money. Lillian & Matt found Usha distressed in the road, drove her home, but Linda Snell was visiting the Vicar at the time, so now it is all over the village. Usha doesn't like being the subject of village gossip, especially not the subject of Shula's sympathy relayed to her 3rd hand via Radio Carter and Ruth. So she doesn't want to talk about it...

OWK in Warrington now said...

How frustrating , can't see if the Usha one got through - will check later and update you personally if not...

very briefly - it was while she was running, mugged by a random car driver sort of road rage, unknown person. took her ipod.

PB said...

Thanks....
Now technology is letting me down....wants to make me listen to last nights again
I say, it wants to make me listn to last nights again

last nights again

OWK for real said...

The alleged post about a foot massage course was by an imposter (perhaps you realised).

The train ones were really me...

Sarah said...

mmmm I did